IT'S HERE!!!!!!!
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karadekoolaid wrote:
So if you fed them baked beans for a week, would they be able to fly?
A tail wind would certainly help.
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Goodwill And Custard!!
Condiments of the seasoning!
It's Day 15!!! My, we are getting through them, aren't we?
So ........
WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR TODAY????
Let's see, shall we? *opens door*
Did You Know that the average supermarket contains enough food to keep you alive for 55 years, or 63 years if you don't mind eating pet food?
That is mind-boggling!
'Till next time!!!
Condiments of the seasoning!
It's Day 15!!! My, we are getting through them, aren't we?
So ........
WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR TODAY????
Let's see, shall we? *opens door*
Did You Know that the average supermarket contains enough food to keep you alive for 55 years, or 63 years if you don't mind eating pet food?
That is mind-boggling!
'Till next time!!!
Grasshopper
Spring ventures forth to plant the grain
And Summer dries the straw.
Autumn gathers in the harvest
And Winter shuts the door.
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But how long would it take to get through the booze?
I might have to cut it with a bit of perfume and car de-icer to make last ...
I might have to cut it with a bit of perfume and car de-icer to make last ...
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Goodwill And Custard!!!
It's Day 16! (and it's an early one today!)
So ......
WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR TODAY???
*opens door*
Did You Know that the first person to smoke in Europe was sent to prison for being possessed by the Devil?
A touch drastic, methinks!
'Till next time!!!
It's Day 16! (and it's an early one today!)
So ......
WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR TODAY???
*opens door*
Did You Know that the first person to smoke in Europe was sent to prison for being possessed by the Devil?
A touch drastic, methinks!
'Till next time!!!
Grasshopper
Spring ventures forth to plant the grain
And Summer dries the straw.
Autumn gathers in the harvest
And Winter shuts the door.
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Not sure why, but immediately thought of that old joke:
"Do you mind if I smoke?".
"I don't care if you burst into flames!".
When I first met ex OH he used to use that reply to people - and I thought it was funny .
"Do you mind if I smoke?".
"I don't care if you burst into flames!".
When I first met ex OH he used to use that reply to people - and I thought it was funny .
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Or the variation:
Do you smoke after making love?
I don't know- I've never looked...
Do you smoke after making love?
I don't know- I've never looked...
Food, felines and fells (in no particular order)
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Seatallan wrote:Or the variation:
Do you smoke after making love?
I don't know- I've never looked...
Followed by
Morning Bill, where the missus.
Morning Bert Oh I have left her smoking in bed
Lucky bugger, can't even get mine in the mood for it
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Talking of Europe, perhaps a peace pipe for Brexit negotiators? Or a hallucinogenic one, that Amero Indians use, for Johnson to give him some much needed future vision?
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Hickybank wrote:Seatallan wrote:Or the variation:
Do you smoke after making love?
I don't know- I've never looked...
Followed by
Morning Bill, where the missus.
Morning Bert Oh I have left her smoking in bed
Lucky bugger, can't even get mine in the mood for it
Food, felines and fells (in no particular order)
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James I imposed a 4,000% tax on the imports of tobacco from Virginia.
Edward VII broke the Victorian ban on smoking when he became King. " Gentlemen, you may smoke"
Churchill and King George VI went to Cuba before the 2nd World War and (apparently) ordered 10,000 of their favourites.
Edward VII broke the Victorian ban on smoking when he became King. " Gentlemen, you may smoke"
Churchill and King George VI went to Cuba before the 2nd World War and (apparently) ordered 10,000 of their favourites.
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Goodwill And Custard!!!
It's Day 17!!!!
So ........
WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR TODAY????
Let's see, shall we? *opens door*
Did You Know that pheasants will stop attacking each other if given spectacles?
I wonder if they get them from Specsavers.
'Till next time!!
It's Day 17!!!!
So ........
WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR TODAY????
Let's see, shall we? *opens door*
Did You Know that pheasants will stop attacking each other if given spectacles?
I wonder if they get them from Specsavers.
'Till next time!!
Grasshopper
Spring ventures forth to plant the grain
And Summer dries the straw.
Autumn gathers in the harvest
And Winter shuts the door.
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]Grasshopper wrote:Goodwill And Custard!!!
It's Day 17!!!!
So ........
WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR TODAY????
Let's see, shall we? *opens door*
Did You Know that pheasants will stop attacking each other if given spectacles?
I wonder if they get them from Specsavers.
'Till next time!!
Do the still fight if fitted with contact lens or do they fit them with non contact lenses
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I´m not a pheasant plucker,
I´m a pheasant plucker´s son.
My pheasants don´t get glasses
Till the fight is almost done.
I´m a pheasant plucker´s son.
My pheasants don´t get glasses
Till the fight is almost done.
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karadekoolaid wrote:I´m not a pheasant plucker,
I´m a pheasant plucker´s son.
My pheasants don´t get glasses
Till the fight is almost done.
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Goodwill And Custard!!!!
It's Day 18!!
Not many doors left now.
So .......
WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR TODAY??
*opens door*
Now, this IS an interesting one!
Did You Know that William Buckland was expelled from the shrine of St. Rosalia, patron saint of Palermo, Italy, for pointing out that her bones were actually those of a GOAT?
BIG difference there!!!!!
'Till next time!
It's Day 18!!
Not many doors left now.
So .......
WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR TODAY??
*opens door*
Now, this IS an interesting one!
Did You Know that William Buckland was expelled from the shrine of St. Rosalia, patron saint of Palermo, Italy, for pointing out that her bones were actually those of a GOAT?
BIG difference there!!!!!
'Till next time!
Grasshopper
Spring ventures forth to plant the grain
And Summer dries the straw.
Autumn gathers in the harvest
And Winter shuts the door.
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Grasshopper wrote:Goodwill And Custard!!!!
It's Day 18!!
Not many doors left now.
So .......
WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR TODAY??
*opens door*
Now, this IS an interesting one!
Did You Know that William Buckland was expelled from the shrine of St. Rosalia, patron saint of Palermo, Italy, for pointing out that her bones were actually those of a GOAT?
BIG difference there!!!!!
'Till next time!
Your kidding me
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perhaps if our local MP, Robert Buckland called his more senior female constituents old goats he could also be expelled
(not sure if old goat or crone sounds best even though the latter is not strictly derogatory).
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Grasshopper wrote:Did You Know that William Buckland was expelled from the shrine of St. Rosalia, patron saint of Palermo, Italy, for pointing out that her bones were actually those of a GOAT?
!
is that what comes from having a nanny state?
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He must have thought they were silly billies
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