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IT'S HERE!!!!!!!

Postby Grasshopper » Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:32 pm

HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

Now, I'm Soggy Bottom. Call me Soggy, everyone does!
Well, hasn't it been a funny sort of year? You can't do this, you can't go there, you have to cover up, watch out for symptoms, you can't hug your relatives ...... the list goes on, doesn't it? And we all have to stay in bubbles! I mean, what if you need the toilet? Or you are doing, shall we say, something interesting? Oh, someone's saying into my earpiece, 'not THOSE sort of bubbles!'

And on top of everything else, our old studio had to close down!!!!!

BUT we have this lovely new one, so here we are with our brand new Random Factoid advent calendar!!!!!

So

'WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR TODAY????'

Let's see, shall we?

Did You Know that scientists can't decide on the definition of a tree? Er - it's a very large, woody plant with lots of leaves!

Until next time!

TTFN!

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Postby Stokey Sue » Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:04 am

Hello Soggy! Condiments of the seasoning to you too

Those botanists hey, indecisive bunch ;)

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Postby Grasshopper » Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:19 am

'Condiments of the seasoning'

I LOVE that!!!!!!! :lol:
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Postby aero280 » Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:36 am

You can't expect botanists to agree. Botany has too many branches.

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Postby Rainbow » Wed Dec 02, 2020 10:28 am

aero280 wrote:You can't expect botanists to agree. Botany has too many branches.

Loud Groan :lol:

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Postby liketocook » Wed Dec 02, 2020 2:27 pm

:D :D :D
Loving it :D

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Postby Hickybank » Wed Dec 02, 2020 4:50 pm

Ask the "SPECIAL BRANCH" they should know

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Postby scullion » Wed Dec 02, 2020 5:37 pm

aero280 wrote:You can't expect botanists to agree. Botany has too many branches.

but you might think they could root out the truth.

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Postby dennispc » Wed Dec 02, 2020 5:42 pm

liketocook wrote::D :D :D
Loving it :D


Me too! :D

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Postby KeenCook2 » Wed Dec 02, 2020 6:20 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Postby Seatallan » Wed Dec 02, 2020 6:24 pm

I think you're all BARKing. :D
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Postby Pepper Pig » Wed Dec 02, 2020 6:45 pm

I’ve just twigged . . . :o :lol:

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Postby WWordsworth » Wed Dec 02, 2020 6:46 pm

Maybe I need to take a leaf out of Grassy's book.

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Postby Hickybank » Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:29 pm

WWordsworth wrote:Maybe I need to take a leaf out of Grassy's book.

Good idea, why not give him a trunk call

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Postby Pepper Pig » Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:36 pm

Grassy is female Hickybank.

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Postby Hickybank » Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:53 pm

Pepper Pig wrote:Grassy is female Hickybank.
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Sorry Grassy, at my age you tend not to notice :lol: :lol:

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Postby Grasshopper » Wed Dec 02, 2020 11:09 pm

At your age, I'll let you off, Hicky ;) Not the first time I've been mistaken for a male ;)
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Postby Grasshopper » Wed Dec 02, 2020 11:14 pm

GOODWILL AND CUSTARD!!!!!!!

Hello it's me, Soggy Bottom!

Condiments of the seasoning!

It's Day 2! So .........

WHAT'S BEHIND THE DOOR TODAY?

Let's see *opens door*

Did You Know that at a riot in 1766, the Mayor of Nottingham was knocked over by a large cheese?

I bet he was cheesed off about that!

'Till next time!
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Postby Hickybank » Thu Dec 03, 2020 12:54 am

If he had walked around a little more Caerphilly it might not have happened

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Postby scullion » Thu Dec 03, 2020 1:22 am

yes, edam well should have done!

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